Lingual Frenectomy

Ever since I can remember I have been in love with KISS. I have come to realize the main reason I liked them so much, especially when I was younger, is because of their larger than life and shocking appearance. Mostly Gene Simmons, the Demon. Mostly because of his boots, blood, fire spitting and last but not least, the tongue. This brings me to my point. My tongue, it just isn’t long enough. I want to have my frenulum clipped so I can stick it out further, seems useless I know, but I have my reasons. Its going to get done whether its professionally or DIY.
But I am going to look into getting it done by an oral surgeon.

It is going to happen. Mark my words.

Fuck you Matt Freeman

So, today has been nothing abnormal. I little while ago I picked up my bass and started to play, I have begun to perfect Stickin’ in my Eye, by NOFX, but that’s not part of the story. About 3 or 4 months ago I told my self that i would not learn another song until I learned the bass solo to Rancid’s Maxwell Murder, anyone that has ever heard that song knows that it’s fucking insane. I began to learn it but I gave up after about a day or so, I learned it slow, but since have forgotten it. A few minutes ago, I decided to look up some bass shit on YouTube,  most of the time the people on there make me feel pretty good about myself, because most of them suck, anyway, I was looking up random shit, and I came across a Matt Freeman (Rancid) bass solo, and it makes me want to die and never touch a bass ever again. Here it is:

I think I may take bass lessons, I have always said I never would, but I really want to excel in playing, so I’m going to look into it. If anyone knows anywhere that I could take some for a decent price let me know.